Serbs poised to invade Europe — again

December 21, 2009
By Hipster Travel Guide Staff

serbia1It took 17 years, but the diabolical plans of Serbia are finally underway — let the invasion begin.

The European Union has innocently lifted the visa requirements for Serbs to enter Western Europe, according to the Christian Science Monitor, opening up borders for Serbs to go in mass to places like Austria, Germany and France.

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The borders are open, go, go, go.

The last time people from the former Yugoslavia country were allowed to leave Serbia without a visa they gunned down the Prince of Austria and started World War I. (It was a lone gunman in Sarajevo.)

Typical Serbian border crossings have involved armed FlagSerbiatroops and recent history suggest some sort of genocide quickly follows– just ask Bosnia and Kosovo.

The area that makes up Serbia — the Balkans, has become synonomous for unstable. Balkanization means both breaking apart and gunshot to the head.

France should be particularly worried: It would only take about three disorganized Serbs to overthrow the entire country. Belgium could fall into Serb hands if just six meet in a pub in Brussels and Luxembourg may already be under Serb control — prior to any Serbs 987-496Macedonia_Balkans_EU_Free_Travel.sff.embedded.prod_affiliate.98actually arriving.

Opening up the borders has been a long term plan for much of Eastern Europe as the EU expands and works harder to become the United States of Europe — just with a much stronger currency and a history that spans past the time it killed all of its Native Europeans with small pox and fire water.

Meanwhile, the United States of America continues its plans to become the Old Europe with currency as valuable as the Italian Lira and more political infighting than a Spanish Parliment.

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