Oh, the pundits.
They’ll be going non-stop for weeks to come from the Hipster in Chief’s State of the Union address.
“It was fantastic.” “It was idiotic.” Depending upon which side of the political prism you view the world, you’ll either love or hate whatever the president said.
However, for traveling hipsters around the nation, there was no news on discounted airfares or free stays in Vegas. Those are the kind of things we wanted to hear about but were rejected by the left and the right.
Hope and change? We hope when we give an airline a $100 bill, we’ll get some change. The president never touched on those important topics.
Unfortunitely, the hipsters natural apathy means the collective group lacks much representation in the nation’s capital. The Obama buzz has ended and all of those registered voters haven’t even thought about politics in more than a year. Once they’ve vote black, well, that’s the only time they voted.
Most hipsters last night spent their time either a little too high to figure out why Jon Stewart was mumbling so much on The Daily Show rerun or just a little too buzzed on PBR at their local — where the State of the Union was muted on TV or not played at all.
The nation may have an Obama hangover Thursday, but our non-voting block of young, up and comers are just hungover.
Either way, it doesn’t matter. DC can’t help those mutton chops fill in and that would be totally ironic if it had to do with anything.
