Tiger Woods is sorry.

He should be: The guy screwed up royally. And now he’s off to sex addiction treatment. — it’s like a camp where people sit around and talk about how often they used to get laid — kind of like a bunch of guys at playing golf. Oops, too soon?

Now, in the past, the symptoms of sleeping with anyone willing to sleep with you was known as being a teenager or a rock star. The cure for sexual addiction was typically marriage or an STD so awful people stopped sleeping with you. Though obviously, that didn’t work for a man with “Wood” in his name.

However, Woods, likely the first famous man to ever cheat in his wife, according to the feigned outrage in the media, is now getting treatment for his addiction, which seems to lack much evidence of actually being an addiction.

Details were not released on where or for how long Woods would undergo treatment, but Hipster Travel Guide did get a copy of Woods’ packing list that fell out of Elin’s purse as she escorted him to the airport.

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