Ahhh, the rites of spring (break).

A chance to test your alcohol limits and find out what three-day old vomit smells like when you finally unpack.

For the record, it smells pretty bad.

And while we would never oppose someone’s fight to their right to party, we do know that if you’re not part of the fist pumping, high-pitched screaming, sexting kind of crowds — you’re complaining about them to the hotel manager.

So we looked to Orbitz to see what are the hot spots for those young spring breakers, who are breaking tables and living it up as much as they can charge on their parent’s credit cards.

We were a little surprised with a few of the destination cities (San Francisco? Really?) but that’s only because we’re older than we sound.

For anyone heading out on spring break — enjoy, it’s your time. And please, stop slamming the hotel room door. That is so so so annoying.

Top 10 Spring Break vacation destinations for 2010

1. Las Vegas, NV
2. Cancun, Mexico
3. New York, NY
4. Honolulu, HI
5. Orlando, FL
6. Miami, FL
7. San Francisco, CA
8. Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
9. San Diego, CA
10. Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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Tags: 2010, hipsters, Spring Break, travel