Will women with explosive breasts become the next big threat to airline security?

Look at the bazookas on that jihadist.

It’s only another reason for a TSA agents to both visually and hand inspect any female passengers who might be carrying a little bit of plastique.

According to the Daily Telegraph, British intelligence officers have officially put female suicide bombers on their girls to watch and

Breasts are the new bombs… at least according to one report.

download list. In particular, well endowed ladies because the bigger the bust, the louder the boom.

Joseph Farah, a terrorism expert, told The Sun: “Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery.”

This provides a whole new meaning to radical plastic surgery. Doctors and intelligence officers also suggest that the deadly chemicals that remain inert until they are mixed with a catalyst, could have the liquids injected in their buttocks.

Because the fluids are under the skin, current technology would not be able to detect it. However, TSA agents should become wary when a woman starts to flirt with them — under normal circumstances, that is not likely.

Ever since the Christmas Day underwear bomber fizzled over Detroit, intelligence officers around the world have been examining ways potential terrorists can sneak bombs onto planes. Obviously, most of the intelligence staffs are made up of men — so breasts entered the conversation.

The teams have been staying abreast of this situation, putting in for over time and trying to get IT to lift the ban on certain websites. Keep at it men. If you’ve seen one bomb, you’ve seen them both.

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