Look out Lindsay Lohan, you’re going to die.
A new study in the UK has determined that drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, not eating vegetables and staying away from exercise will cut 12 years off of your life.
The very expensive study officially known as “Influence of Individual and Combined Health Behaviors on Total and Cause-Specific Mortality in Men and Women’ should be known as “Duh.”
Naturally, this study is breaking lots of news today now that it’s out. News organizations around the world are publishing and broadcasting stories with pictures of big buts, close ups of people having a puff and sipping on a glass of wine. HTG is not sure why this was even a study. Plus, smoking, drinking and lounging is a lifestyle we embrace — we’re ambivalent if you eat your veggies.
HTG is now considering applying for a grant to study other things that may shave a few years off of a person’s life.
Playing in traffic 
Speeding
Driving in general
Cooking
Walking in front of buses
Gun play
Skydiving
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