The Great Lakes State became the 20th state to ban smoking inside American buildings.

Naturally, there are still places you can smoke in the Unemployment State, such as private homes and casinos, but for the most part, snuff out that butt or head outside for that cigarette. That means in Michigan’s urban areas, smokers will be forced to undergo harassment from homeless people and over exaggerated non smokers glares — so please practice these two phrases: “Sorry dude, I don’t have any change.” and “Yeah, yeah, I smoke. Fuck you.”

The state smoking ban joins a plethora of counties and cities around the nation as well, which have some sort of smoking ordinance that push smokers outside.

Non smokers rejoiced over the passing of the law after they spent years fag bashing, and now they think they’ve kicked some butt north and south of 8 Mile.

Smoking hipsters, indifferent to most laws, will just move out side, followed by a bunch of nonsmokers, who still know we’re just cooler than they are. After all, that’s why we started smoking in the first place.

Map from No Smoke.org. Check out their website to get the official non smoking propaganda.

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