We’ve held off on getting a new iPhone 4, despite it being the quintessential piece of hipster gear and most likely the coolest thing ever ever invented. 
We thought it would be more difficult — resisting new Apple technology. After all, Steve Jobs is the biggest tech-no-crack dealer in the world and we would do what ever he says.
But now, we’re starting to think that not having another $200 to shell out and sign a new two year contract with AT&T might turn out to be a good thing. Apparently, the reports are rolling in and the iPhone 4 pretty much sucks. Naturally, we actually haven’t touched one, but we’ve seen it on TV and read everything we could about it — and formed our opinion about the iPhone 4. It is the following.
The stupid antenna sucks.
The screen sucks.
The multi apps function sucks.
Apple sucks for trying to sell us a $29 rubber band to try and stop the antenna from sucking so much.
OK, not every part of it sucks. Gizmodo.com, that tech savvy website, selectively chooses a few tweets from readers to try and make the iPhone 4 not sound sucky. This may be because Gizmodo was also that site that got its hands on an iPhone 4 prototype and published photos of it before anyone else and now it looks like its trying to make up to Apple.
But despite the iPhone 4 sucking so much, deep down, we still really, really want one.
Bummer! Did you see this super hip accessory for it though? Should make those ‘holding’ issues go away: http://evologynow.wordpress.com/2010/07/06/iphone-4-holding-problem-solved-hipster-status-confirmed/
Sweet: Our quick fix it is duct tape.