It’s true that this story is probably not true. But there is video.
But the word is out there, spread first by the well know truth seeker People’s Daily in China. The Taliban are training monkeys to shoot at Americans. And then the New York Post reported what Stars and Stripes may have reported that it all wasn’t true, but, who knows? Maybe it could be.
So, like the Chinese, we’ve come up with our own theory about how this all could have happened. The idea came to Al Qaeda members who were holding a clandestine meeting at a zoo when walking by the Monkey House a few baboons started throwing feces at the terrorists — not so much for political reasons, but because that’s what monkeys do-do.
But then one terrorists said to the other. What if that poo was bullets?
And then another said, it would be a shit storm as long as they shot at Americans.
And then the third said, Let’s call Fox News.
And a story was born.
Think we’re making this up? Check out the video below, there’s a computer recreation of the terrorists handing bananas to monkeys after shooting American soldiers that’s worth a million words..
