Remember that banker who got caught on television looking at the near naked Victoria’s Secret model on his computer at work? Perhaps he was the inspiration behind Playboy’s latest sexual website brainchild, The Smoking Jacket, launched on Tuesday by Playboy Enterprises.

Playboy’s nudity-free website will “provide guys with smart and sexy distractions throughout the day,” or corporate speak’s translation for “I love porn but need my job.”

Featured articles include the handy yet informative “How to get laid at work,” “7 signs that you’ve given up on getting laid,” and “Americans totally dig STD-like sensations.” There’s also a welcome vid clip from Father Hefner; other notable material includes blog posts about stripper cage fighting and info on the 2010 Hooters Bikini Contest in Pelham, Alabama. Keepin’ it classy.

Playboy hopes the new website will help boost sagging breasts and profits.

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