It’s the wedding of the century or the weekend, depending on who you talk to. Chelsea Clinton is tying the knot to some guy (his name is Marc Mezvinsky, and eventually will get his own Wikipedia page, he doesn’t have one now).
While the media just won’t shut up about this wedding, we’re more interested in cartography than nuptials. (Though we were infatuated with the Swedish princess marrying her personal trainer.)
So where is Rhinebeck, New York? Well, it’s 
right between Poughkeepsie and Albany and smack dab off of the Hudson River.
As for the wedding — well, the kind of cool, former president Bill Clinton will give away the bride and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Chelsea’s mom, will no doubt have her best wedding pant suit on for the occasion.
It’ll be a big affair, no doubt. We only wish two things for Chelsea: A wonderful day and hopefully, the very last one the media cares about what she does.
