Reporters with Hipster Travel Guide attended a secret press conference held today in Orlando, Florida, by Tilikum, or “Tilly”, the killer whale, and his...
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Staycations suck: So do the right thing and get out of your house
If you're off from work, you should be off from home as well. Get out of the house and hit the highway, byway or any other way you can think of -- staycations are for suckers.
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Nonplussed traveler: Getting good train doesn’t make cents in the US
Answer the following question to the best of your ability:
Q) Europe is best known for:
a.) Being really old
b.) Bidets
c.) Hygiene – or lack thereof
d.) Great rail service
e.) All the above
The correct answer is: D (though you could make an argument for E).
Nobody gives better train than Europe. They’ve been at it for a long...
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Tilly declares innocence, plans to flee country
Reporters with Hipster Travel Guide attended a secret press conference held today in Orlando, Florida, by Tilikum, or “Tilly”, the killer whale, and his lawyer, Mr. Norm Glassberg, after the recent death of Tilly’s trainer, 40-year-old Dawn Brancheau. Brancheau worked with Tilikum , or “Tilly”, the killer whale, as his trainer, performing a water...
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Nonplussed traveler: Park it, pay it and never complain about it
Finding a spot to park at the airport is easy, paying for it requires a second job.
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Spring Break: Government rules to party by when visiting Mexico
Ready for Spring Break South of the Border? Well, our maternal government couldn't just let you go without issuing a few warnings and helpful tips such as "don't drink too much."
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Nonplussed Traveler: Finding the truth in today’s advertising
Most companies identify their mission through clever advertising slogans.
For instance, Cadillac referred to itself as the “standard of excellence throughout the world.” Wonder Bread tells you it will “build strong bodies eight ways.” And let’s not forget “Pork…the other white meat.”
The airline industry isn’t any different. During the halcyon days when travel by...
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What would you pack to go to sex rehab? Elin examines Tiger’s list
It's been a tough week for Tiger -- and now, he's lost his packing list, which HTG recovered at an undisclosed location in Florida.
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St. Augustine is for lovers
The Spaniards were hesitant to come to the New World -- but after booking flights to Jacksonville and renting a wagon to head south, they seemed to like what they found -- St. Augustine.
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Kevin Smith: 2 Fat 2 Fly
Kevin Smith may not talk much in his movies -- but now he won't keep quiet about what happened to him after Southwest Airlines bumped him from a flight because, well he was just too big.
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Nonplussed traveler: Planes land, gates should be open when they do
Pulling up to the gate and waiting for that little ding to sound so you can disembark is a wonderful feeling. But when the gate is not ready, well, that's a whole 'nother feeling four our nonplussed traveler.
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