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TSA Pokey Pokey

TSA Pokey Pokey

First there was Security Theater — now there is Security Viral Video: How could you not like the TSA Pokey Pokey — A Reason TV parody done by Remy of the rollerskating favorite. To give full credit: Music written and performed by Remy. Video produced by Meredith Bragg. 

About two minutes. Our favorite part...

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Texas to TSA: You’re on “dangerous ground”

Texas to TSA: You’re on “dangerous ground”

We like Texas more and more. As the debate grows over all of the rubber glove love being offered by TSA agents to passengers and can Texas make it illegal — a lot of big guns are preparing for the pending court battle. Yes, the courts will ultimately decided. But a Washington Times piece...

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TSA helps out Coco

TSA helps out Coco

We were the first (and probably only) travel website to come out and support Team Coco — and now, we finally know why. Conan knows security. Wednesday night, during an episode of the Conan O’Brien Show on TNT, Conan learned that there was an unchecked baby in the audience. Understanding the complete and utter...

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Texas bans TSA molestation, TSA says states can’t do jack

Texas bans TSA molestation, TSA says states can’t do jack

The Texas legislature continues to push toward making TSA agents criminals with the passing of its anti molestation law. The idea is that TSA agents do not have the right to poke, prod and probe people traveling. Searching someone who has done nothing wrong other than bought a plane ticket should not include feeling...

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Is that a bomb in your diaper?

Is that a bomb in your diaper?

It’s true that a baby on a plane can be a terror — or least it feels like one when the plane starts to descend and those baby ears are popping. But at the security check point, it appears the TSA likes ‘em young. Included on its list of offensive searches is a former...

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State Department issues world wide travel warning

State Department issues world wide travel warning

Now that the world is safer after the death of Osama Bin Laden, the US State Department has issued a worldwide travel warning reminding everyone you should still be scared. Seriously, it did. “Given the uncertainty and volatility of the current situation, U.S. citizens in areas where recent events could cause anti-American violence are...

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TSA maintains double secret special alert

TSA maintains double secret special alert

Ding dong Bin Laden’s dead, the wicked evil Bin Laden is dead — and we should feel more fear than ever before. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said prior to Navy Seals putting two bullets in Bin Laden’s head that the nation’s threat level — aka fear ‘o meter — would not...

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TSA: WTF?

TSA: WTF?

The Transportation Security Administration — the security tellers at airports — released the following statement after the reported death of Osama Bin Laden. “TSA continually evaluates the latest threats and screening measures which are implemented based on the latest intelligence. As always, passengers may notice a variety of security measures at U.S. airports to...

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